she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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