So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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