yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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