eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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