real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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