marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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