i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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