we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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