I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Randomize