Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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