so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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