Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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