I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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