At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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