I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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