Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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