All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
honey bunches of taint.
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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