Pregnant stripper...not hot.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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