Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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