She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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