We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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