you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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