I should be sponsored by Trojan
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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