You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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