I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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