...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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