remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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