; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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