when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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