No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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