Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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