so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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