This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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