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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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