I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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