i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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