I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize