Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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