nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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