I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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