im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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