No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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