I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Those nachos came to me in a dream
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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