i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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