Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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