i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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