We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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