LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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