Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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