I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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