a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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